Tuesday, May 29, 2007

Reason #311

Firefighters once responded to a 5-Alarm fire in Keith Hernandez's pants.

Friday, May 25, 2007

Reason #310

Keith Hernandez once autographed a VHS copy of Jim Belushi's K-9 just so it could be worth something.

Thursday, May 24, 2007

Reason #309

Keith Hernandez is a man drawn to perfection.

Wednesday, May 23, 2007

Reason #308

Keith Hernandez is bananas - B-A-N-A-N-A-S

Tuesday, May 22, 2007

Reason #307

Keith Hernandez is the first person to ever start an online social network in his pants.

Monday, May 21, 2007

Reason #306

Guest blogger: Rich Tarantino - Yonkers, NY

Everyone's favorite sandwich is a Keith Hernandez sandwich.

Sunday, May 20, 2007

Reason #305

Whether you like it, or you don't like it, learn to love it, because Keith Hernandez is the best thing going today.

Saturday, May 19, 2007

Reason #304

Keith Hernandez never leaves the seat up, ladies.

Friday, May 18, 2007

Reason #303

Mayor Koch didn't give Keith Hernandez the keys to the city after the 1986 World Series, but his wife gave him the keys to her apartment.

Thursday, May 17, 2007

Reason #302

In 1982. Keith Hernandez became the first man to autograph a fan's vagina.

Wednesday, May 16, 2007

Reason #301

Guest blogger: Rich Tarantino - Yonkers, NY

Keith Hernandez loves the Busch.

Tuesday, May 15, 2007

Reason #300

You know what they say behind every great woman is ... Keith Hernandez.

Monday, May 14, 2007

Reason #299

Keith Hernandez's jersey is retired in just about every NYC nightclub ladies bathroom.

Sunday, May 13, 2007

Reason #298

Keith Hernandez's bologna has a first name but it's not O-S-C-A-R.

Saturday, May 12, 2007

Reason #297

Keith Hernandez lived up to every contract extension he signed for.

Friday, May 11, 2007

Reason #296

Forget sheep, let's clone Keith Hernandez.

Reason #295

Keith Hernandez never head-hunted during a dodgeball game.

Thursday, May 10, 2007

Reason #294

Keith Hernandez never used floaties as a kid.

Wednesday, May 9, 2007

Reason #293

Keith Hernandez never left his heart in San Francisco, but on one occaision, he left a pair of boxers.

Reason #292

Keith Hernandez's mustache had its own locker at Shea.

Tuesday, May 8, 2007

Reason #291

Keith Hernandez always does a play-by-play in the sack.

Monday, May 7, 2007

Reason #290

Unlike Roger Clemens, Keith Hernandez would never $ell himself out to George Steinbrenner.

Sunday, May 6, 2007

Reason #289

To Keith Hernandez, the term "fantasy baseball" means hitting the showers with Cheryl Tiegs and Carol Alt after a game.

Saturday, May 5, 2007

Reason #288

Keith Hernandez would never burn a place down for a red stapler.

Friday, May 4, 2007

Reason #287

In the spring of 1984, Keith Hernandez intercepted a nuclear missile with his mustache.

Thursday, May 3, 2007

Reason #286

Keith Hernandez can solve crimes with his mustache.

Wednesday, May 2, 2007

Reason #285

Guest blogger: Theresa from New York

Keith Hernandez would never shoot his eye out with a Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle.

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Tuesday, May 1, 2007

Reason #284

Keith Hernandez's defensive skills can even shine through in this thumbnail photo.

Reason #283

Keith Hernandez's rookie card came out in the late 1970s, but his mustache's rookie card debuted in the early 1980s.