Reason #5

In April 1983, Keith Hernandez became the first man to ever hit a grand slam with only two runners on base.

Reason #4

Keith Hernandez once ejected himself from a game so he could meet up with a leggy blonde for drinks.

Reason #3

Lee Smith once intentionally walked Keith Hernandez because he deemed him too handsome to pitch to.

Reason #2

Keith Hernandez is the only man to ever share an MVP Award with Willie Stargell, and a commercial with Walt Frazier.

Reason #1

Pete Rose once bet that Keith Hernandez's mustache would never win a World Series. He was wrong.