Sorry to say it...

But are we supposed to be surprised that Mets have had a lot of injuries? Aside from Beltran, all the injuries are from guys in their mid-to-late 30s and early 40s.

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castro DL

Looks like Ramon is joining LoDuca on the DL, and it also looks like Mike DiFelice is a crossdresser without the makeup.

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Bud Selig is a used car salesman

Sure, don't punish Giambi because he admitted to being a cheat and he makes charitable donations. Make sure you treat non-Yankee abusers the same way, Bud.

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This Team...

Doesn't have the magic it did last year.

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President Keith

Like George W., Keith Hernandez always rolls with two bitches.

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DFA

Aaron Sele... this trip to Norfolk's for you. Oh wait - there is no Norfolk.

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Win Tonight

...and tomorrow, and the next night.

 

Please!

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Styx and Stones

Keith Hernandez is man enough to admit he likes the song "Mr. Roboto."

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Justine Bateman

In 1987, Keith Hernandez announced his favorite "Family Ties" cast member was Mallory - a very unorthodox choice.

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Orchestral Manoeuvres In The Dark

Keith Hernandez's nighttime activity inspired the name of that '80s group.

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Rehab

Who's been in rehab more Pedro Martinez or Lindsay Lohan?

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thecheappop.com

Keith Hernandez would support this shameless plug.

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The Yards

Last time we checked Buddy Harrelson didn't appear in a motion picture.

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PBF

Keith Hernandez never drinks his beer out of a paper bag.

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Keith for President

He'd have my vote. He's got a better mustache than Hillary.

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This just in...

The Royals suck.

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Beltran next year...

Am I crazy to say... trade Beltran in the offseason and try to sign Hunter or Andruw Jones? Probably, but I would do it.... I tell you... I would do it!

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Next year if LoDuca walks...

Start Castro - plain and simple. Sign a nice backup or bring Piazza back for nostalgia sake and have him ride the bench.

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David Wells...

I don't like him. He stinks this year. He's old and fat. But, hey... if the Padres cut him I'd take a chance on him. He's won big games, and so what if he called the Mets a little league team in his lame ass bargain bin autobiography.

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Mets rumblings...

I hear DJ Dozier is thinking perhaps he should've focused solely on football.

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Mets News

Yankees designated Mike Myers for assignment... if no one trades for him, maybe the Mets can pick him up. He has a funky delivery, semi-good numbers this year, and can add a lefty to the pen.  Plus, he was in "Shrek," which is pretty cool. Too easy?

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American Mustache Institute

What a novel idea... Glad I didn't think of that... oh wait. I did.

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well we're not a mets blog per se....

but quest for keith will be posting some mets news from time to time... look for it...

 

 

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Tommy Baseball

Guest blogger: Milo Taibi

 

When Tom Glavine won his 300th game he pointed towards the SNY announcer's booth and mouthed the words, "This one's for you, Keith."

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Fat Free

Keith Hernandez never spells fat with a PH.

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Text'd

Keith Hernandez never sent a text message to Ron Darling.

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Sports Night

Keith Hernandez never put NBC Sports Anchor Bruce Beck in a headlock.

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High Plains Drifter?

Keith Hernandez is actually the unofficial fourth Beastie Boy.

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He Looks Like Rick Peterson

Guest Blogger: Milo Taibi

David Newhan is Keith Hernandez's way of punishing the Mets for not retiring his number.

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Nothing But Net

Guest blogger: Milo Taibi
In his spare time Keith Hernandez teaches Lebron James how to play basketball.

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CitiField

Guest Blogger: Eli Moshman

The real reason the Mets are getting a new stadium is due to the structural damage caused to Shea from Keith Hernandez fouling off pitches.

 

 

 

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Update The Blog

Keith Hernandez would never let his blog go a month before another post.
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Keith Wouldn't Jump On The Bandwagon

Guest blogger: Milo Taibi

Keith Hernandez was once offered a $500 million contract with the
Yankees, and he laughed at them. LAUGHED.

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Retire that number

J. Mark English:

"If he gets in couldn't you make the argument that the Mets should also retire his number?"

http://www.americanlegends.blogspot.com/

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Reason....

We're going to stop the numbering of reasons because frankly there are way too many reasons to list why Keith Hernandez deserves to be in the Hall of Fame... so from now on look for catchy headlines and feel free to send your ideas and we'll post if it does Mex justice.

 

 

What a shitty trade deadline yesterday.

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