Reason #106

Keith Hernandez's mustache pinch hit for Keith Hernandez right after this picture was taken.

Inspirational Keith Quote of the day...

"Happy first day of Spring training.. Makes me think of warm things....Like a mustache showdown between Keith Hernandez and Jose Valentin."

- Mike DiSciullo - Hastings-on-Hudson, NY

Reason #105

No matter the economic climate, Keith Hernandez's stock is always on the rise.

Reason #104

Getting a hug from Keith Hernandez always makes Jesse Orosco want to throw his glove up in the air and thank God.

Reason #103

Guest blogger: Oren Phillips - Poughkepsie, NY

Magnum PI is based on Keith Hernandez's vacation to Hawaii in 1983, and ironically, Keith did all the stunts for Tom Selleck.

Reason #102

Keith Hernandez wasn't forced to stay on MSG Network.

Reason #101

Guest blogger:Justin Ciccotelli - East Rockaway, NY

Keith Hernandez slept with 12 Women. Then he graduated elementary school.

Reason #100

Guest blogger: Rich Tarantino - Yonkers, NY

There's a better chance of Keith Hernandez stealing your wife than stealing second base.

Reason #99

Guest blogger: Gary Chattman - Yonkers, NY

Keith Hernandez will be autographing copies of his mustache at Macy's Herald Square today, Valentine's Day. They are great gifts for the woman who has everything.

Reason #98

No matter what store it came from, anytime Keith Hernandez puts on a fleece... it's a performance fleece.

Reason #97

Neil Diamond wrote "Forever in Blue Jeans" after bumping into Keith Hernandez at a sports bar.

Reason #96

Glenn Davis once traded his own rookie baseball card to a friend for a Keith Hernandez SportsFlix.

Reason #95

Guest blogger: Gary Chattman - Yonkers, NY

Next month, the government will start issuing new dollar coins. Do you know who's on the first one? Keith Hernandez of course.

Reason #94

Upper Deck put game-used Keith Hernandez mustache whiskers in random packs of baseball cards last year.

Reason #93

Keith Hernandez literally looks and feels like a million bucks.

Reason #92

Keith Hernandez became the first heterosexual man to pull off a Hawaiian shirt in the spring of 1997.

Reason #91

Keith Hernandez invented Christmas in 1964.

Reason #90

When Keith Hernandez stops sending you flowers, it means it's time to move on, ladies.

Reason #89

Keith Hernandez is the only New York Met slugger to write a book that doesn't include a passage about how Kevin Mitchell tore off the head of his girlfriend's cat.

Reason #88

Don't worry ladies, Keith Hernandez is not really "just for men."

Reason #87

Hernandez. Keith Hernandez.

Reason #86

Guest blogger: Eli Moshman - Melbourne, Australia

In 1997, after years of embarassing denial, the New York Yankees front office finally admitted that Keith Hernandez, not Lou Gehrig, is the luckiest man on the face of the earth.

Reason #85

Keith Hernandez is always in favor of a good bust.

Reason #84

Keith Hernandez was never accused of scuffing the ball and cheating. He also wouldn't be caught dead in those tacky Houston Astros uniform from the mid-80s either, Mike Scott.

Reason #83

When the series finale arrives, viewers will discover "Lost" is a figment of Keith Hernandez's imagination.

Reason #82

Guest blogger: Justin Ciccotelli -East Rockaway, NY

Keith Hernandez was once not permitted on flight because his mustache was considered a lethal weapon. However he was allowed to board after he sweet talked the stewardess. And yes Keith will always refer to them as stewardesses and not flight attendants.

Reason #81

Guest Blogger: Allie Tarantino - New Rochelle, NY

Keith Hernandez's forgery of Ed Hearns' autograph is worth more than Ed Hearn's actual autograph.

Reason #80

Guest blogger: Dan Israeli - Queens, NY

Unlike Ricky Bobby, Keith Hernandez doesn't just piss excellence, he bleeds, deficates, vomits and ejaculates it.

Reason #79

Guest blogger: Mark Lungariello - White Plains, NY

Keith Hernandez is so pimp, one night he knocked four ho's out of the ballpark opposite field.

Reason #78

Keith Hernandez got the nickname "Mex," because he invented guacomole.

Reason #77

Guest blogger: Rich Tarantino - Yonkers, NY

Vince Coleman lights fireworks in the clubhouse, Keith Hernandez lights fireworks in the bedroom.

Reason #76

Few in the industry know this, but Keith Hernandez invented the wrestling leg drop.

Reason #75

Keith Hernandez appeared on the cover of Sports Illustrated more times than Ron Swoboda.

Reason #74

Last time we checked, Doug Sisk doesn't brush elbows with Jerry Seinfeld.

Reason #73

Contrary to popular believe, Keith Hernandez, not The Pointer Sisters, invented the "Neautron Dance."

Reason #72

Keith Hernandez could field ground balls with oven mitts.

Reason #71

Fearing the value of the card would be through the roof, Topps made sure Keith Hernandez's rookie baseball card had three scrubs on it to drive the price down to a more affordable rate.

Reason #70

Keith Hernandez's preferred baseball card company was and will always be Fleer. Put that in a pipe and smoke it, Donruss.

Reason #69

If you say Keith Hernandez's name three times out loud, he'll appear in your living room with a brisket.

Reason #68

In 1982, Keith Hernandez's mustache hit a homerun off a wicked knuckle curve.

Reason #67

Keith Hernandez became the first New York Met (along with Darryl Strawberry) to gang bang "All My Children" soap star Susan Lucci.

Reason #66

Umpires would literally point in amazement after each catch Keith Hernandez made on the field.

Reason #65

Guest blogger: Eli Moshman - Melbourne, Australia

Keith Hernandez's mustache was indicted but later cleared in the BALCO hearings. The Senate later admitted it could not believe that such a magnificent specimen could be 100% natural.

Reason #64

Whenever Keith Hernandez's mustache sees its shadow, it means six more weeks of spring training.

Reason #63

In the 1980s, Keith Hernandez's mustache testified during the Iran/Contra hearings.

Reason #62

In 1987, Keith Hernandez struck out 104 times on the field, but never at the night clubs.

Reason #61

Every Sunday shared with Keith Hernandez is a "Super Sunday."

Reason #60

Guest blogger: Gary Chattman, Yonkers, NY

As he's done in previous winters, Keith Hernandez will be handing out special ear-muffs made of hair taken from his mustache this week in New York City. The price of these special ear-muffs will be $8.99 and come with an autographed picture: both will keep you warm.

Reason #59

National League umpires never made a call before checking with Keith Hernandez first.