Thursday, June 28, 2007

Reason #317

Keith Hernandez once retired his pants after a night cap.


Theresa Muir said...

How about-- Keith's daughters
can hit a major league curveball??

kurt said...

I heard that after his frequent unpaid endorsements for their product, the tootsie pop corporation is indroducing a Keith-flavored lollipop, designed by Mr. Hernandez himself. Its limited release is due to the fact that it cannot fit into a human mouth and that its chewy mustache-hair center has yet to be tested on humans.