Reason #311

Firefighters once responded to a 5-Alarm fire in Keith Hernandez's pants.

Reason #310

Keith Hernandez once autographed a VHS copy of Jim Belushi's K-9 just so it could be worth something.

Reason #309

Keith Hernandez is a man drawn to perfection.

Reason #308

Keith Hernandez is bananas - B-A-N-A-N-A-S

Reason #307

Keith Hernandez is the first person to ever start an online social network in his pants.

Reason #306

Guest blogger: Rich Tarantino - Yonkers, NY

Everyone's favorite sandwich is a Keith Hernandez sandwich.

Reason #305

Whether you like it, or you don't like it, learn to love it, because Keith Hernandez is the best thing going today.

Reason #304

Keith Hernandez never leaves the seat up, ladies.

Reason #303

Mayor Koch didn't give Keith Hernandez the keys to the city after the 1986 World Series, but his wife gave him the keys to her apartment.

Reason #302

In 1982. Keith Hernandez became the first man to autograph a fan's vagina.

Reason #301

Guest blogger: Rich Tarantino - Yonkers, NY

Keith Hernandez loves the Busch.

Reason #300

You know what they say behind every great woman is ... Keith Hernandez.

Reason #299

Keith Hernandez's jersey is retired in just about every NYC nightclub ladies bathroom.

Reason #298

Keith Hernandez's bologna has a first name but it's not O-S-C-A-R.

Reason #297

Keith Hernandez lived up to every contract extension he signed for.

Reason #296

Forget sheep, let's clone Keith Hernandez.

Reason #295

Keith Hernandez never head-hunted during a dodgeball game.

Reason #294

Keith Hernandez never used floaties as a kid.

Reason #293

Keith Hernandez never left his heart in San Francisco, but on one occaision, he left a pair of boxers.

Reason #292

Keith Hernandez's mustache had its own locker at Shea.

Reason #291

Keith Hernandez always does a play-by-play in the sack.

Reason #290

Unlike Roger Clemens, Keith Hernandez would never $ell himself out to George Steinbrenner.

Reason #289

To Keith Hernandez, the term "fantasy baseball" means hitting the showers with Cheryl Tiegs and Carol Alt after a game.

Reason #288

Keith Hernandez would never burn a place down for a red stapler.

Reason #287

In the spring of 1984, Keith Hernandez intercepted a nuclear missile with his mustache.

Reason #286

Keith Hernandez can solve crimes with his mustache.

Reason #285

Guest blogger: Theresa from New York

Keith Hernandez would never shoot his eye out with a Red Ryder, carbine action, two-hundred shot range model air rifle.




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Reason #284

Keith Hernandez's defensive skills can even shine through in this thumbnail photo.

Reason #283

Keith Hernandez's rookie card came out in the late 1970s, but his mustache's rookie card debuted in the early 1980s.